some of you have never had your girlfriend tell you if she didn’t know you she’d think you’re a boy and happy crying from it and it shows

I love this new meme format tbh I think it’s cute

some of you also haven’t been made by a goddess for the sole purpose of restoring balance to the world, failing miserably and having to spend eons in the void only to be saved by your first crush and it shows

some of y'all never had a father try to make you into a war machine based on ancient technology and to spend the twenty years of your life trying to invent time travel to save your mother from being burned in a fire caused by the same father and it shows

flowersphil:

tonight’s mood is the deep desire to be held close in a dimly lit room, covered in blankets while rain is softly falling outside

I’m a simple girl, my girlfriend wants a fic, I write 500 words in 4 minutes and then die

bruisingangel:

i just…want my eyes to have lil hearts in em u know?

zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

raw chaotic neutral